simple dialogue

1 "So... We going to tell people that we finally actually had sex with each other?"
2 "No, I don't think that'll be such a good idea. They'll get the wrong picture and ..."
1 "Yeah, I guess. Don't want to hurt anyones' feelings or anything."
2 "'suppose so."
1 "So... want to do more drugs?"
2 "Oh, God yes!"
1 "Hey, it wasn't that bad, was it?"
2 "Ha-ha, no, no it wasn't. I just like drugs."
1 "Oh, thank heavens! You almost made me gay there. Or, rather, you made me think I was making you gay. Great way to tell everyone, huh?"
2 "Yeah! 'Oh, hey, Everyone? We finally did it, and now I'm gay!"
3 "*weewoowee*"

(det här har faktiskt inte hänt. fick bara en tanke om framtiden...)